Because jumping on bandwagons is overrated.
(This is an OC meme, by the way.)

1) First list all your OC’s by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OC’s
Jayce Morrison
Peter Dumont
Pax Dumont
Kitty LeMieux
Euthanasia (Asia for short)
Solar
TSD
Tachycardia (Tachy for short)
Charlie
Miriam
Tavi Lovett
Zevi Flynn

2) Who is your favorite OC?
I think I'd have to say Solar because anybody who's over 5,000 years old, kills children with a pimpin' cane, doesn't have eyelids and has a talking hat wins solely by principle.

(Personality-wise, I'd probably say Charlie. He's "full of mother fuckin' pudding." He told me so.)

3) Who is your least favorite?
Miriam. (She's the psychopathic 9-year-old that lives in my head... She kills people with dolls and a pocket watch... *_*)

4) Who is your most developed?
Miriam, Solar and TSD. I know exactly what they do and exactly what they look like, and I also have a pretty good idea of what the place they live in looks like.

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?
... TSD probably.

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?
Everybody but Miriam and TSD are guys.

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?
He just wants to die, so I'm guessing he would throw himself into the flames while screaming, "SWEET FUCKING SALVATION!"

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.
I regret Miriam's appearance in my head.

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best father/mother/it parent out of all your OCs and why?
Jayce IS the best daddy in the world because he always, always, ALWAYS puts Tachy first.

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?
Peter. For killing the whole population of the United States with his stick.

11) The eighth of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?
A graphic novelist or an author.

12) Name the first OCs catch phrase! (if they don’t have one just make one up)
Don't you dare put that in my ass! (Don't ask kids. Don't ask...)

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?
Jayce, Asia, Tachy, Peter, Pax and Kitty all live in the 'regular' world. Peter and Pax live together because they're twins. Jayce, Asia and Tachy live together because they're my happy little crack family!

Zevi, Tavi and Charlie live in a steampunk'd city in a whole other world.

Solar, TSD and Miriam live in the Underwurld in a city at the end of the world (it has a flat top) called The Edge. (TSD is the Undertaker, Solar is the Peacekeeper and Miriam provides the other 2 with Poor, Unfortunate Souls.)


14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? (They can’t be with someone else's)
Jayce x Asia and Charlie x Zevi

15) Your seventh OC switched bodies with you for a day! How will they react at the end of the day?
Wow, I never knew how awkward it can be to hang out with mortals.

16) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?
He'd go get a smaller gas mask.

17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?
Pax

18) That OC you just chose? Yeah, they think they're superman (even if they're a girl) and are on the roof about to jump off.
"God Damn it Peter, your brother is trying to kill himself again!"

19) Are any of your OCs bored of this meme?
Miriam, Pax, Peter, Solar and Asia

20) Would your second OC prefer the beach or the mountains?
He'd prefer if we stopped asking questions about him.

21) Would your tenth OC battle a shark?
Yes, and she would then proceed to skin it, eat it's guts raw, use the skin as a hammock, put the eyeballs in a jar, ground up the teeth as powder, beat babies to death with fins and use the ribcage as a back scratcher.

22) Which OCs hate each other?
Miriam hates Jayce and has been trying to kill him before his Expiration Date for years, Peter hates the whole freakin' world and wishes everyone would go die and leave him in peace so he can watch his show without interruptions.

23) Which OC did you create first? And last?
Jayce was first, Tachy was last.

25) And if those two were fighting, who would win?
OMFG, Jayce would NOT randomly attack his 5-year-old crack baby! How dare you imply such a thing!

26) Are your OCs fat or skinny?
The guys are all tall and lanky except for Tachy who's 5 and Jayce who's short, and TSD has a bit of a muffin top.

27) What are your first 2 OC's favorite foods?
Jayce ADORES sushi, and Peter likes frogs legs. (Wow, those 2 are so stereotypical; Jayce is half-Asian and Peter is French...)

28) If your listed OCs were in a fight to the death, who would emerge victorious?
Peter would come out with a bloody stick and a newspaper.

29) There's a zombie attack and your OCs are stranded. Who do they elect to be their leader?
Umm... In the 'real' world, Jayce would take over and attempt to move everybody to safety.

Int the Steampunk City, (It doesn't have a name yet...) Tavi would take over since that's his job anyways. Seriously. He lives in a shack in the royal cemetery, (It's over a mile wide and2 miles long!) and at night, he gets up and keeps the zombies from getting out and killing all the townspeople by beating the living shit out of them with his shovel. Charlie and Zevi would stand and watch in horror and amazement.

Everybody in the Underwurld is already full of the living dead. iconimrlynotimpressedplz:

30) During said zombie attack, who's the first to die?
Jayce would give up his life to save Tachy, so I'm guessing it would be him. (He's the best daddy in the world.)